Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.
by ArmoredArtichoke May 12, 2016
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Red snapper

A methed out subway worker with no teeth who puts nasty shit on your sub and doesn’t take it off then toasts it
That methed out dirty fucker with no teeth and pointy front gums that fucked up my sandwich. Nasty ass red snapper
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Red Rampage

When a woman’s time of the month comes, and she goes completely insane. Possibly acting like a demon
“Run! My girlfriend is going on a red rampage!”

“Bro, Emily is totally on a red rampage right now, she’s being a real bitch!”
by TacoSauce99 May 01, 2019
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Red Sign

When you are conned into signing a deal that is worse for you than the other member of the document.
“Ha! You're over. That deal you just signed gives me full power over your company!”
“Damn. I can't believe you just gave me the red sign...”
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Red Jenny

When you slap someone's ass so hard that it concaves their ass, and for just a moment, you can feel your fingers brush against their taint/pussy.
Gave her a red jenny so hard you can probably still see it.
by SeraWasNever March 31, 2022
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red-8

TwoPatronimo was the best red 8 to ever exist and the name has recently been shat on by some terrible new red 8.
twopatronimo is an orgasmic red-8
by ihatespeedbird001 February 08, 2023
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Red Jacker

someone in 3rd grade who steals all of the red crayons and markers. A blue jacker is someone in 6th grade who steals your blue.
Hailey: I like red, I'm gonna pick up the crayon and color with it

Dominic: Dude that red is mine (takes red)
Hailey: Dud you are such a red jacker
by wormy4evanobutterflies December 06, 2010
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