funeral for a friend 

one of the many reasons why emo repels me. and for the poster who said old, wrinkly fudwanks, iggy pop is pretty old and wrinkly but he wipes the fucking floor with cunting ffaf.

classic rock and prog pisses on funeral for a friend.

funeral for a friend by BadLieutenant October 18, 2004

friendsterbation

1) Obsessive occupation with friendster, myspace or similar sites.

2) Faking friend or personal network links to your primary friendster, myspace or similar identity with alternate identities.

1) Wow - the amount of time Jill has spent working on her friendster page and amassing contacts makes it a total frenzy of friendsterbation.

2) Criminy - did you hear about Stanley's myspace page? Half of his friend list are his own alternate logins. That's just friendsterbation.

friendsterbation by bph November 23, 2006

Friend zone 

When your crush says they just want to be friends. It's another type of way of playing heard to get.

Boy: I really like you as more than a friend.
Girl: I don't like you like that let's just be friends.
Later...
Boy: she wants to be friends.
Friends: She just friend zoned you

Friend zone by Daregirl123 December 6, 2013

Friend at First Sight 

friend at first sight is where you meet someone for the first time, know they will be good friends for life........cos they are too butt ugly to want to ever be friends with benefits with!!!

OH goodness when I met Mary and know I just wanted to be a friend at first sight!!!!!!!! Now just thinking of her face can someone please pass me a sick bucket? Its like picturing the ass of a monkey which has never been cleaned of poop!

Friend at First Sight by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015

drunk friend 

a person or "friend" which you only see when drunk this could be someone who works in a club where you go late in the night or you both get drunk before you go out

him "did you see John last night"

her "yeah i only see him when im drunk, hes my drunk friend"

drunk friend by Burge124 September 15, 2010

periphery friend

A "friend" on the boundary of your social space.

Instead of interrupting the flow of a story with superfluous noise by giving unnecessary context about a person in said story, they can be described as a periphery friend.

Scenario one-

Storyteller: my friend's mum's cousin's son's aunt's dog's dad's wife's godfather's cat's ........'s friend did funny story.

You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Scenario two-

Storyteller: my periphery friend did funny story.

You: hahahaha, I'm glad you didn't fill that sentence with unnecessary context.

periphery friend by fbar November 24, 2010

Toxic Friend 

johanna

Who’s Johanna? She’s a toxic friend

Toxic Friend by cuntyqueen September 1, 2018