Bluetooth 

Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".

Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!

Bluetooth by Bask in it June 18, 2013

Bluetoot 

When a person farts while using a Bluetooth device and the person on the other end hears it.

Last night while I was on the phone with my boyfriend I heard a bluetoot.

Bluetoot by Bluetooter March 30, 2010

Dress blues 

The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.

Oorah & Semper Fi.

Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*

<p><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/dress%20blues/carrancofg/dress%20blues/mafiame.jpg?o=84" target="_blank"><img src="http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q298/carrancofg/dress%20blues/mafiame.jpg"></a></p>

Dress blues by A.McGee January 13, 2009

bluephie 

When a girl is giving a blow job and then the guy ejaculates she blows it back in to his peehole giving him blue balls.

Krista bluephied Aaron last night and he had blue balls for an hour.

bluephie by Bluephie_Master June 28, 2009

Bluestone 

Bluestone is a magical place where people who just met consider each other family, dogs wear people clothes, purple gorillas play tag, superheroes are real and make appearances just when they're needed most, fires reach to the skies, problems seem to fade away, and lives are changed.

Friendship for a lifetime
And a family that grows
Each and every moment
Love is being woven
Through the Father, Son, and Spirit
I have learned and now I know
That Bluestone through the ages
Will always be, like coming home

Bluestone by The_Hawk August 3, 2009

Jango the BlueFox

A complete furfag compensating for the sad state of his life and his horribly wounded ego by submitting his idiotic fursona to every imaginable site and constantly begging for attention and free porn.

person1: why don't you have pants on?

Jango the BlueFox: hurr because I'm a complete fucktard durr can't you see why I don't have a real girlfriend?

person1: oh! yeah I can.

Jango the BlueFox by TheKinginYellow August 16, 2010

Mexican Bluetooth 

Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.

The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.

Mexican Bluetooth by michael3737 February 20, 2009