When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
Get the eBay-newmug. When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019
Get the New Jersey Hot Dogmug. by Pialinist March 27, 2025
Get the Fake Newsmug. When you are banging a chick and you stop for a second, pull out, and your buddy hops in. Than you run outside and wave to them from the outter window and she than realizes, it's not you in the room anymore.
I was with this beautiful broad the other night, when me and Louie pulled "the New York switcharoo" on the her.
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 13, 2024
Get the the New York switcharoomug. The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.
Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!
by Dickyom June 21, 2018
Get the New York Subwaymug. When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024
Get the New England Juicermug. A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
Get the New England Weddingmug.