Sage time

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.

Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time

by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022

pydjemil time

the act of cuddling in ur pyjamas with ur significant other who has a big fat butt

i really need some pydjemil time right now

by squidlifer March 27, 2022

Monkey time

It's freaky time.

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

times square nudge

When your drunk friend needs a push up stairs or to navigate a bar.

Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’

by Kobrakys May 17, 2018

yellow time

it's when you english class

bro its fucken yellow time

by fucking emperor shit man fat p March 17, 2019

Sardine Time

A male-male-female group soaking session. Can involve more dudes, but only one woman. In this arrangement, the guys are "packed in like a bunch of sardines" and often shake each other so that none of them have to sin against alien Jesus. A controversial approach to sexuality amd purity requirements within the church. Common criticisms include it being a legalistic perversion of Joseph Smith's revelation, thats it's really gay, and that it has the potential to leave a whole generation of female saints "wallerred out". As one elder commented, "Steve, just imagine if the guys were black."

I just love sardine time with Joseph and Hezekiah. When they jiggle me, I really feel the spirit. Becky is a good woman, a fine conduit. Do you think we could wedge someone else in there? For the faith?

by Thedacious Jones October 26, 2025

Tea time

An hour usual between 18:00 and 19:00 where british people sitdown infront of the telly with a cuppa and listen to the queens summary of recent events.
All businesses close down for the hour as staff drink tea and sociallize with colleagues

mum: "Son can you pop to the shops for my prescription"
son:"no you stupid bitch its almost tea time"

by DragonSlayer38 December 3, 2019