Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Holding your kids hostagemug. by markus da mlf hunter October 26, 2007
Get the strawberry short kidmug. dumb asses looking for attention by cutting themselves and going telling all their friends about how their life sucks and always shops at hot topic and has a dildo up their ass
by FUCKASAURSREX June 24, 2016
Get the Emo kidmug. kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh
by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021
Get the national kid kicking daymug. by Stratistics May 7, 2018
Get the Kidmug. 
One who has been to at least on broadway play. If they are on tour it does not count.
Also, they must know how to pronounce Lemon Man Well’s name.
Also, they must know how to pronounce Lemon Man Well’s name.
by NotNotLuke November 19, 2022
Get the Theatre Kidmug.