Cum

White sticky shit that CUMs out of your dick either when you have sex or when you've hit rock bottom in life and masturbation and food are the only things that give your brain dopamine that you use to keep yourself from commiting suicide.

Her: your cum is all over my face😩🥺

Him: yeah what about it, go make me a sandwich bitch

Her: owkay daddy

Him: don't say that shit again or ima shove a glock up your ass and fire it

by HP Lovecraft 69 August 21, 2022

Cum dumpster

Becky’s Mom

Dude I just got back from Becky’s house and her mom is totally a cum dumpster

by Ligonma July 24, 2018

Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!

I just had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister!

by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023

Cum-Land

Cum-land. like Disney but for horny niggas

"lets go to cum-land"
"tf you just say?"

by Blow Jobs For The Homeless October 13, 2022

cum in a mug

It’s just fun in a mug what’s more to it?

Just cum in a mug and you got this definition your welcome world!

by Potato.Chu October 25, 2020

Cum Surgeon

A person who fucks up with finesse.

Hats off to the cum surgeon. He messes up better than any of us!

by Slowly_Gone November 14, 2025

Cum hug

When you suck yo dick to get cum off after masterbateing

After this i will need to cum hug

by anonymous February 27, 2022