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I am so bored

When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.
You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find
by AgileToaster March 7, 2022
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Oh, and I met a horse

Derived from the long running British science fiction show "Doctor Who"; the phrase is used at the end of one's answer to the question "How was your day" or "What did you do today?"

Works best if one's day was filled with random, unforeseen events.
1st Person: So what was your day full of?
2nd Person: Oh I did EVERYTHING! Had an arguement about meta-physics & the creation/purpose of the universe, the current state of the Third Dimension, and all things in between. Vowed to pick a fight with the meta-physical incarnation of the Concept of Hell.
Oh, and I met a horse.

Brother: What'd you do today sis?
Sister: ... well, I went to see my friend in the hospital, got into a care accident afterward, ended up in a bed next to her for a few hours before the doctors actually told me to leave... oh and I met a horse.
Brother: In a hospital? Rather unhygienic... wait, WHAT?!
by The Regent August 24, 2010
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I Don't Give a Care

Bill: I'm gonna snog your mom.
Jeff: I don't give a care.
by Joe Ivy June 12, 2019
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i dont give a hoot

not give two shits,
used in the song "pork and beans"
by Douche McFagen January 14, 2009
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I ain't reading allat

The phrase "I ain't reading allat" is a colloquial expression that is often used to indicate that someone is not interested in reading or hearing a lengthy or detailed explanation. It is commonly used in casual conversation and is often associated with a lack of patience or interest in the topic being discussed.

In essence, the phrase is a way for someone to succinctly express that they do not want to invest the time and effort required to understand a complex or lengthy explanation. It may also be used to signal that the speaker believes the information being presented is not relevant or important to them.

In conclusion, the phrase "I ain't reading allat" is a way for individuals to express their disinterest in reading or hearing extensive information. It is often used in a casual and informal setting and may indicate a lack of patience or interest in the topic being discussed.
Book: The Pythagorean Theorem states that in a right-angled triangle, the square of the length of the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the squares of the lengths of the other two sides.
Me: I ain't reading allat.
by I ain't reading allat January 30, 2023
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I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.
Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?

Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.
by Butler CW June 24, 2009
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I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.
Son: “I hate you
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”
by themillennial January 1, 2019
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