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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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spinal nut

A spinal nut occurs when your spinal fluid washes your brain of waste toxins.

The waste management system (called the glymphatic system) is a series of tubes that carry fresh fluid into the brain, mix the fresh fluid with the waste-filled fluid that surrounds the brain cells, and then flush the mix out of the brain and into the blood. This occurs primarily during deep sleep.

The action of the spinal fluid leaving the spinal cord is known as a “spinal nut”.
I’m very tired, I’m gonna go to bed and get in a nice spinal nut, tonight.
by Busta Spines October 8, 2022
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post nut tiredness

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"
by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024
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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
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dough-nut

When you fuck a doughnut and cum inside of it.

Preferably a cream-filled doughnut that has been de-creamed so that you can refill it.
"Yo, gimme a doughnut, I gotta dough-nut."
by Syrupy yuppie September 25, 2019
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Golden Nuts day

Golden Nuts day happens on the 28th of November where they make Golden Nuts. It’s not confirmed when it started but it happened. It is only in Germany.
Me: Golden Nuts day is my favourite day cause I get to eat Golden Nuts.
by Saumik November 28, 2020
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Nut Dog

Gooey goodness of semen on a warm and toasty hot dug with all the other ingredients.
;noun
Bro, give that ¨nut dog¨ right now!
by Nutman the God October 4, 2022
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