your mom is gay

no u

no your mom is gay

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021

Mom

Knows all, sees all, and ignores all

Neighbor kid hits me but I have a Mom.

by Meth teacher May 13, 2022

mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

mom ru

ur mom but backwards...

.tenalp a deredisnoc saw ehs ,taf os si mom ru

by shaneshanebob January 8, 2023

aidan's mom

An asian sterotype mom who is cool but asked for grades too much

Aidan's mom is cool.

by cubinmc March 12, 2017

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Ur mom

To say anywhere, any place, or anything

Bob: Hey what did yo eat for dinner?
Jim: I had Ur Mom

by yuhitsariana May 13, 2022