Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

cum laden

heavily loaded or weighed down.

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.

by de-pube August 20, 2025

cum

a white paste that comes out of a man after stroking his shit

I just love the taste of cum

by ObamaObamaObamaObamaObamaObama March 23, 2023

Cum

What my girlfriend is doing right now

I made my girlfriend cum.

by Cuuuuummmmm August 15, 2021

CUM

WHITE STICKY STUFF>

OMG DADDY UWU I CUMMED

by Kris_Rblx2010 May 5, 2022

Cum

white liquid that comes outta ur dick when you fap during puberty

oh my god im cumming ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

by demiantmb December 30, 2021

cum cunt

A person that enjoys ejecting milk out of their sausage into people's boot(ies).

"You cum cunt!" said your mom

by bigdickincorporated January 6, 2022