Your Genus Penis 

The ultimate insult to your friends entire GENUS

Greg: Your mom gay
Tim:Your dad lesbian
Greg:No u
Tim:Your fmaily tree Lgbt
Greg:Your species feces
Tim:Dont make me do it...
Greg: Do wwhatt...???
Tim: Your Genus Penis
Greg: *Explodes and penis gets ripped off.
Tim: I am sorry but u made me do it

Your Genus Penis by WankMaster54 May 22, 2018

Miriam's penis

Extremely non-exultantly large

Person 1: Ayo bro look at Miriam's penis!
Person 2: HOLLY SHIT THAT"S BIGGER THAN A HORSE COCK!!!
Person 1: Ik it's extremely large I wish I had a penis like that.

Miriam's penis by samdahman January 13, 2021

the penis man

(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.

The Penis Man has struck again!

the penis man by Dat Dude February 5, 2005

no penis 

noun: a woman's vagina. The opposite of a penis. What a women has and a man does not. va-jay-jay

Wanna know why that guy was nice to you Lisa? It's because you have a no penis.

no penis by Jor Jor May 18, 2006

italian penis 

a short fat penis with a ton of greasy hair that is usually shorter than 4 inches long.

That guy has an italian penis, it barely gets into the vagina.

italian penis by ItalianMario12 June 15, 2008

Not Penis 

.the name for a snake

.the answer to any question

"This is my snake, his name is not penis."


"What's wrong?
....n-not penis."

Not Penis by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004

Cuttle Penis 

A squid made of dicks.

"Gee Harriet, wouldn't you like a Cuttle Penis inside of you?"

Cuttle Penis by Noobette April 7, 2009