Me time

👉👌, but it's in singleplayer mode.

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by RohenTahir July 6, 2018

Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing

Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”

by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022

Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

by Rimzi May 27, 2024

phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.

I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.

by The red baryne February 3, 2010

Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time

Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel

by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

time stamp games

I already did you ass.

I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.

by betterego October 22, 2015