Freshing my balls

The act of farting on your balls to feel the pressurized air coming from your rectum and then shoot your balls with a butt burp

Hey man where have you been?

Oh dont mind me I was just freshing my balls

by Ordinary description January 27, 2023

pie my rye

when you laugh so hard you jizz your pants

“oh my god you just made me pie my rye”

by mega_lad_zeke February 6, 2023

i'm on my knees

when someone really wants something from you.
or
when someone is preparing to give you head

i'm on my knees man, pleease.
or
i'm on my knees~

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

v on my back

When one says "v on my back" they are saying they do not trust anybody and all they have is themselves this phrase is popularized by the brand Vlone which sounds like alone

My boy just slimed me out wtf v on my back cant trust nobody

by novaromani April 6, 2023

You're my purple

Another way of saying " you're gay"
Also used for platonic (or maybe not 🌚) soulmates that have gay energy.

"George, you're my purple." ".. Sure man, you're my purple too, but no homo"

They are most of the time homo anyways.

by Larry the platypus April 13, 2023

shine my shoes

Another way of saying “kiss my ass”

TJ: You some shit at madden nigga!!
Rob: Nigga, Shine my shoes!

by A real brother December 11, 2022

Not quite my tempo

Phrase said by drummers often sarcastic when a drummer plays really fast indicating that they want it being played faster.

Drummer: *drums at 666 bpm*
Other Drummer: “not quite my tempo.”

by Gebruik niet je echte naam. December 14, 2022