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super double blumpkin 

the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.
Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."

Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."

Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting 

A deterant stratergy used by woman to ward off sex offenders, whereby upon being raped, a woman will pretend to be dead in order to scare off the confused attacker.

Double-Deadnaughting (DDN) is when the offender himself, upon realising that his victim is trying to deadnaught, also goes into a sleep like manouver. This can result in a game of chicken, whereby each person is affraid to move; and may last up to several hours.
Seedy Pedo 1: "Oi, so what happened with you and that chick last night?"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Well, I took her back to some ally, and slipped one up her. She was putting up a bit of fighter at first, then after a few minutes she pulled a Deadnaught on me! I wanted to keep going, but without the fight, what's the point?"
Seedy Pedo 1: "You should have Double-Deadnaughted her!"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Fuck! Completely forgot!"
Seedy Pedo 1; "Rookie mistake.. Better luck next time."

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting

Tru dat, double tru 

A phrase made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in Saturday Night Live's Digital Short, "Lazy Sunday."

Used to describe something/someone that/who is particuliarly legitimate.

*can be abbrviated TDDT*
1.
Parnell: Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.

Samberg: I prefer MapQuest.

Parnell: That's a good one, too.

Samberg: Google Maps is the best.

Parnell: Tru dat!

Both: Double tru!

2.
Mary: I'm quite contrary.

Bobbert: Tru dat, double tru.

3.
Watermelondrea - I love you.

Taeshon - *silence*

Watermelondrea - This is awkward.

Taeshon - TDDT

Daddy double fisting 

similar to double fisting, but even better with daddy flavor. A beer in one hand, a bottle, sippy cup, or any other childrens drinking device in the other hand.
Daddy double fisting at grandmas, while johnny plays with aunt mary.
Daddy double fisting by Daddydutchboy December 25, 2010

stunt double 

a boy/man who dates the girl that has recently broken up with you. He acts like a stunt double by trying to do what you did.
Is that your new man? ha That's my stunt double.
stunt double by Kashman91 February 12, 2010

shizle double gizzle 

snoop dogg('s'hizle='s'noop)(double 'g'izzle= 'gg', the double g makes the two g's in dogg)
Snoop Dogg- "Ladies lets go to my bedroom."
Hoes- "OK, lets go Shizle Double Gizzle!"