When you stick an entire bouquet inside of an old mans butthole then rip it out so fast he shits himself.
moth: “That old guys so hot im bouta pull a dirty asstro.”
janiel: “Never contact me again you horrifying piece of human garbage.”
janiel: “Never contact me again you horrifying piece of human garbage.”
by m0thMan_ January 21, 2022
Get the dirty asstromug. In an operating theatre, when a patient is anaesthetised and in the legs-up position for a haemorrhoid operation, they suddenly cough and shart a liquid shit at least 2 metres across the room.
Nurse: Quick, patient is coughing, get out of the way!
Professor of Surgery: Damn it! Patient just gave me a Dirty Denby!
Professor of Surgery: Damn it! Patient just gave me a Dirty Denby!
by Neil Broom October 21, 2022
Get the Dirty Denbymug. When you’re on a hookup/dating app and an old gay man messages you offering to pay for a subway meal for you only if you then shit the subway in his mouth afterwards.
by c0seph July 6, 2021
Get the dirty ghinomug. A darker haired blonde girl as she is called a blondie. Usually brownish blondes are Dirty Blondes / Dirty Blondies.
What is described as a girl that is a dirty blonde.
Can be used for a nickname.
What is described as a girl that is a dirty blonde.
Can be used for a nickname.
by Superweapon221 September 3, 2013
Get the Dirty Blondiemug. Where a male fucks someone’s who needs a shit in the ass. Their penis gets covered in shit, which they then dip in salt and Worcester Sauce, allow it to dry so the shit goes crusty on their cock like a twiglet, then make their parter eat the crusty shit off, as a tasty snack.
“Yeah mate, she was hungry after sex, so I fed her the dirty twiglet” “she loves to snack, so I offered her my dirty twiglet to naw on”
by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020
Get the Dirty Twigletmug. When a straight individual becomes so intoxicated they become homosexual momentarily and attempt to indulge in homosexual relations.
This dude at the party last night got so drunk he started touching my pants. He definitely looked like a Dirty Wardlow.
by Phil McCockner November 29, 2021
Get the Dirty Wardlowmug. Kym gets great pleasure from humiliating men being a dominatrix , she gets her greatest pleasure from dressing guys up in adult diapers and pissing on them for total humiliation , once done givong the golden shower she will slap the guys balls with her studded paddle and finish off by shoving a cucumber up his bottom so he squeels like the adult baby he is
by Jellymanslapmyass June 6, 2020
Get the Dirty Kymmug.