When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
Get the Fake Newsmug. When you light you partners balls on fire using a blue lighter until they pop like a pop corn kernel
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
Get the New Jersey Blue Devilmug. He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
Get the New toymug. by ityttv November 5, 2019
Get the News station n penetrationmug. 
When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
Get the New-Phone Theorymug. 