no mic kid

One of those kids who always shits around in voice chat but doesn't own/use a microphone, often to the detriment of everyone involved.

xXl33tslayer42Xx: "Bro, we lost cause mommy and daddy wont get no mic kid a headset."
(Text chat) nomic43: "it broke i frickign swear!1"

by Fruitsz November 21, 2022

kid pro quo

When one parent offers to watch the kids so the other can go out with their friend, in exchange for reciprocation of duties later.

"Sure you can go out with your girlfriends tomorrow night, but next weekend I wanna go have a beer with Dave, you know, kid pro quo!"

by the_docta May 26, 2021

Fosterpost kid

A kid who listens to 90s music plays games from the 90s and 2000s and is a complete reverse pedophile loves british adult females. Hates Ageism and is oppose to the idea of Ageism and Adultism. And makes doom wads.

That Fosterpost kid didn't like Ageism!

by A fosterpost kid March 24, 2019

Green Screen Kids

Green Screen Kids are a naturally occurring phenomenon in the nature of YouTube Shorts. This phenomenon is created when a little kid takes a video on YouTube, and uses the green screen feature, a feature made for reaction, however, the kid will usually just hide themselves in the corner and/or use their finger to block themselves out of view, stealing the video without providing any commentary.
This really should go under fair use copyright restrictions, but is not enforced.

#stopgreenscreenkids
Hey! That Green Screen Kid just stole a video and got more views!
Stop the green screen kids

by Swarm_ February 11, 2024

Intercourse Kids Lessons

Sexual intercourse, also called coitus, or copulation, reproductive act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract.

Intercourse Kids Lessons

by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019

New Kid Rizz

When someone moves to a new school and immediately pulls a ton of people.

“John has insane rizz! Every girl here wants him!”

“Don’t worry it’s just New Kid Rizz, it’ll wear off in a few months.”

by PurplePoachedEgg26 November 18, 2023

Metaknight kid

A shitty unskilled lowlife garbage scum of the earth, a worthless child with lack of brain nor friends. Sitting on their fatasses mashing the b button as they throw their worthless lives away eating their 30th slice of pizza in one day. These people have no place in society and are nothing but a disgrace to society belonging to the trash we step on

Metaknight kid- “Oh wow he has no father he uses meta knight”

by adkfkeoeodff June 27, 2022