by Jayjaykfig September 7, 2021
Get the Penismug. "Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.
by professional moron October 6, 2022
Get the penismug. person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
by kys you faggot September 3, 2022
Get the penis queefmug. Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020
Get the Penis Audiomug. -The best response to any question that you don't know the answer to.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.
-Dummy: Hey Diako, would you happen to know where my phone is?
Diako: Penis!
-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.
-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!
Diako: Penis!
-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.
-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!
by Diako Ak. March 4, 2019
Get the Penismug. The penis a sometimes long sometimes short item. Lots of people love them because they have multiple purposes like dress up, sword fighting, licking, fixing pencil sharpener.
by Lbozo69 April 25, 2022
Get the Penismug. by Shrew man January 20, 2020
Get the shrew penismug.