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Penis

The things that boys have between your legs and gurl suck the fuck out of it.
Boy:suck my penis

Girl:bet

*girl suck penis*
by Jayjaykfig September 7, 2021
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penis

"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.
I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.
by professional moron October 6, 2022
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penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing
person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
by kys you faggot September 3, 2022
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Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020
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Penis

-The best response to any question that you don't know the answer to.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.
-Dummy: Hey Diako, would you happen to know where my phone is?
Diako: Penis!

-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.

-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!
by Diako Ak. March 4, 2019
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Penis

The penis a sometimes long sometimes short item. Lots of people love them because they have multiple purposes like dress up, sword fighting, licking, fixing pencil sharpener.
Hey hows that new penis.
by Lbozo69 April 25, 2022
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shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis
that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
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