Pissing into my arsehole

Pissing into your own arsehole
Meaning, your fucking yourself up.
Pissing into my arsehole
Meaning, something or somebody is fucking me up.
Pissing into their arsehole
Meaning, i'm going to fuck somebody up.
Pissing into my own arsehole
Meaning, i'm gonna fuck myself up.

"He's pissing into his own arsehole drinking that"
"It's friday and i'm going to piss into my own arsehole"
"Is that true or are you pissing into my arsehole"

by Anton bevermarsh September 30, 2020

gimme my share

It is a saying to someone when you want your money

Come on, dude! I don't care how you pay me! Gimme my share

by what do i care 125 October 2, 2020

across my dash

This "came across my dash" or "this crossed my dash" usually refers to LinkedIn, Facebook, reddit, tumblr, or another website "dashboard" that shows updates from those you follow. Sometimes it simply means that the item they're sending you came across their computer screen in general, kind of the new electronic "came across my desk".

This article came across my dash, so I am forwarding it, because I thought it might interest you.

by Rurban October 16, 2020

destroy my package

When a woman wants you to absolutely tear that shit up, rearrange her guts, and give her the goober (she wants you to wreck that shit bro). She asks you to “destroy my package.”

Girl: Hi, I know we just met but can you please destroy my package?
Guy: I mean yeah I’m down.

by Pfeff1 October 20, 2020

sold my shares

To quit, or give up on something. Either while it's still hot, or when you first realize it's going to shit.

1) I just sold my shares in Christina.
2) "So I heard you sold your shares in McJob"

by Wayne Rama September 21, 2003

My Bestfriend Daisy

She is a very amazing beautiful girl who has a gorgeous smile . She means the world to certain person although she can hurt peoples feelings she still is the best. Shes short, funny and gorgeous

Do you know My Bestfriend Daisy ?... The little one with big boobs ?

by The Bestfriend October 2, 2012

Oh my Cod

A statement expressed when super excited, super sad, super happy,super scared, super shocked, super mad, or just Super. The word Cod replaces the word God so you wont feel evil using the the Lords name a billion times a day....

1. "Oh my Cod, did you get my keys?"

"OMC, calm, down I have them."

2. "Oh my Cod, don't shit there!!!"

3. As the girl sits and cries. She says, "oh my Cod,, Oh my Cod,,, Why did he break up with me?"

by TiffE Cent July 19, 2012