Definitions by Pfeff1

destroy my package 

When a woman wants you to absolutely tear that shit up, rearrange her guts, and give her the goober (she wants you to wreck that shit bro). She asks you to “destroy my package.”

Girl: Hi, I know we just met but can you please destroy my package?
Guy: I mean yeah I’m down.

destroy my package by Pfeff1 October 20, 2020