crack some crab

1. To eat some vigania.
2. To eat some butt.
3. To go R. Kelly in that ass.
4. Butt cheeks to ears

Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?

Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)

Jeremy: Are they in season?

Patrick: You can crack crab year round.

Jeremy: Lol.

by NatureBoy404 March 13, 2014

Slam some rails

to snort cocaine

you wanna go to the bathroom so we can slam some rails !?!?

by somethign November 14, 2009

Want some gum?

Game, usually played in a locker room or sports setting, in which one gets a friend or teammate to look down at their exposed scrotum by saying," Want some gum?" If they look they get kicked in the ass numerous times and you get to call them gay for a long time.

At a therapist office.
Therapist: So tell me what happened Billy.
Billy: Well, I was in the locker room getting ready for practice when Ryan called to me from across the room. He said, " Want some gum? " , and so I turned around thinking he'd throw me a stick of gum, but there they were.... I'll never ever get that horrible image out of my head.

by BIG+MACK May 8, 2008

throw some mud

takin a mean ass shit

dude i gotta throw some mud

by potocki July 10, 2007

some sort of cunt

A person, largely unknown to the observer, who exhibits a specifically cunty aspect of behaviour, yet the extent of their actual cuntiness is unknown - the only indicator is the observed cuntish aspect of behaviour, thus they can only be very generally categorised.

"That bloke is wearing a trilby hat to work - he must be some sort of cunt"

"New guy drinks trim flat whites - he must be some sort of cunt"

by mudhut September 24, 2014

laid some pipe

When you get trucked in football or another contact sport

Damn dude, that guy just laid some pipe on you.

by pseudonym3333333333 January 2, 2014

hammer some bush

1) to engage in heterosexual intercourse

It's Friday night and I want to hammer some bush.

by vanwanker January 9, 2009