whale watching

The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.

Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.

The cure? Fuck a hot chick.

Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.

Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo

by okcdude February 18, 2011

Beluga Whale

Large women who live in northern climates, who get very little sun for over half a year, then wear very little clothes during the short summer months.

We had a great time whale watching at the Alaska State Fair, the Beluga Whales were everywhere!

by RaymeeDotCom September 17, 2010

beach whale

a fat woman who wears a tiny bikini.

Damn son! look at that beach whale over there!

by RockinClueless November 14, 2004

whale

A large sea-dwelling mammal that has been mistaken for a fish in times past since they resemble fish in physical appearance. Whales are more closely related to hippopotomi and elephants than fish.

Whales are quite harmless unless provoked. They do occasionally cause truble to boats, but they're doing their own thing. They're not acting against human beings; humans have themselves to blame, not the animals. Everybody does their own thing.

by Lorelili March 5, 2005

whale tail tease

A whale tail tease is someone, usually female but may also be a gay male, who deliberately wears his thong high enough and jeans low enough that others can see the color of the thong strap from the rear.

Jessica was a whale tail tease at the Mall last night. So déclassé and outré of her to do this!

by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010

whale

1. the animal with the hole in it

2. to beat up/beat on someone

1. "Oh look it's a whale, the animal with the hole in it. There's only one!"

2. "Dad went upstairs to whale on his son. Not like 'Dad, upon seeing the bad report card, looked at his son who just happened to be in the room with him and whaled on him,' but no, Dad, apropos of nothing, went upstairs to the only room in which his son felt safe and just fucking whaled on him."
OR
"I have to go to the gym to whale on my quads"

by holidaycrayons February 17, 2010

Whale

A person who has a similar way of thinking and is generally a best friend. They can always be depended upon for anything may it be love or food. Consequently, they are often recipients of whale hugs.

"Babe, you're my whale.."
"I can always depend on my whale."
"Whales care and share, baby!"

by Sweetdarklaughter April 17, 2009