a weed

Not to be confused with weed . A weed is a cigarette. Not used very often anymore. But the "a" at the beginning makes all the difference.

Hey man, pass me a weed.

by Kadla August 10, 2006

Bin Laden Weed

A mixture of marijuana that contains Hydro, Light Green and Bobby Brown all mixed together. Chicago nigguhz named that shit BIN LADEN WEED...cuz it's tha STRAIGHT KILLA!

Who got that hydro...who got that light green...who got that Bobby Brown...WE GOT BIN LADEN WEED!

by TOKESTER September 16, 2003

Weed

It is the ultimate non-physically addictive happy grass that makes things like sex, food, tv, music and driving so freaking awesome. Weed helps with my seasonal depresion better than any prescription drug and unlike prescription anti-depressants doesn't build physical dependancy. It also works almost instantly, unlike the drugs so my blues is gone within 5 mins of me taking a couple of hits. Weed is my ultimate drug of choice.

Abusing herb (smoking out the whole day, every day hehehe...) CAN have a bit of mental dependency, but no major effects if you go without it. Also NOT smoking, or taking a break for about a couple of days will actually make you feel more energetic and appreciate how weed doesnt affect you permanently. To all the people who knock on weed and then go and smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol -- you're all a bunch of hypocrites! (P.S. Gandalf and the hobbits smoke that "Shire weed" hahaha)

by Gandalf The Puffing Wizard December 12, 2008

weed

The best mind-altering substance ever. Freewheelin' Franklin said it best:

Weed: "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you throught times of no dope."
-Freewheelin' Franklin of the Fabulous Furry Freek Brothers Underground Comics.

by Navy Dave June 24, 2008

Weedaginity

The state of a human before he has smoked weed.That certian human can and should be recalled as LAME,BITCH(if we're talking about a male),religious or everything else that is insulting.

dude no 1:So what did you do last night?
dude no 2:oh it was great especially the part when i lost my weedaginity.

by your actual father April 18, 2010

Weed Wacker

Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.

Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.

by myballshurtalot March 9, 2010

booboo weed

Weed that straight up sucks. Usually seedy and stemmy and hard to grind up. Low THC content. Smoked by people on a budget or people from the south where the goods is hard to find.

Timmy: Hey guys I brought some weed!

tbe guys: Man get that booboo weed outta here, I can't even smoke this shit. This shit tastes awful and I'm getting a headache!

by Joker9292 December 5, 2015