wedgie

When your ass eats your underwear and/or pants, depending on how hungry it is.

Man, this wedgie is so far up my butt, I can taste the fabric.

by mecaro December 28, 2005

atomic wedgie

A wedgie that makes ur ass bleed and hurts like hell.

I gave that pussy brady a atomic wedgie and he started to cry.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

wedgie bush

a shorter, caucasion man with an incredibly distinct voice that is extremely low as he has been completely done with puberty since third grade. This type of individual consistently mutters wedge while bouncing along through the hallways or barracks of a building

"dahss wedge!"- wedgie bush
"gwap!"- wedgie bush
gettin that dick sucked!- wedgie bush

by VirginsRule December 1, 2010

Wedgie

A person who evokes painfully awkward situations.

"That wedgie we interviewed kept talking about his pants collection."

"Only a wedgie would bring hot dogs to the club."

by Beneath The Seat September 25, 2015

texas wedgie

A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.

...In a changing room During Barack's childhood---
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008

Taco Wedgie

When a female has a wedgie in the frontal region.
The crease will look like a taco.

And not the kind you want to eat.

* OMG ! LOOK AT THAT GIRL'S PANTS ! SHE TOTALLY HAS A TACO WEDGIE !

camel-toe

by leeemacy May 12, 2011

wet wedgie

When you shit and it gets wedged around your penis or vagina

When we went cliff jumping. I got a wet wedgie when hit the water.

by DarkH8r August 22, 2017