Blue Waffle

Dude... just look it up.

No seriously there's no explaing that shit just look it up (Blue Waffle)

by kjb_ii April 9, 2017

waffle fart

the smell coming from a persons anus after they ate waffle, pancakes or french toast

"I went to IHOP and ripped the nastiest waffle fart before we left!"

by Toddler Bojowski August 3, 2007

Belgian Waffle

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.

I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.

by abu kadabi May 16, 2006

sloppy waffle

A "sloppy waffle" is the result of an event similar to a "circle jerk", difference being the "winner" gets to eat what must be a waffle, after he is the last of at least two participants to ejaculate on it.

Josh: Yo Slops, tell Shazz here what Belgian Breakfast is.
Darren: You see, it's what happens when at least two fags and or frat boys gather around an Eggo and start tuggin', the participant who is able hold in his lode long enough to be the last one to blow gets to eat it. A Belgian Breakfast is the result of a round-robin tournament, where the winners pile their winnings in a stack of sloppy waffles, winner of the tournament gets to...

by teh_slops September 3, 2010

Making Waffles

A euphemism for the act of sexual intercourse, Usually used when in public around little children as it us much more appropriate.

Jenna: "Whats with that big smile on your face?"

Shelby: "I was up all night making waffles"

Jenna: "With Dread Head Dude??"

Shelby: "Yep!"

Jenna: "I hope you made safe waffles, we dont want any baby dread head dudes running around"

by J&J&S&C September 11, 2011

hershey waffle

when someone shits on your face and then smacks you in the face with a tennis racket.

after mike shit on gregs face, he then smacked him in the face with his tennis racket,and said,damn big money thats an awesome "Hershey Waffle."

by PoopWhacker March 14, 2009

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011