Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.

“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday”
“What the fuck you’re disgusting”

by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025

Cocksucka virus

The virus that makes the one who has contracted it irresistibly want sucking someone else's dick.

Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.

by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018

VIRUS

Virtually Ineffective Response to a Utility Shutdown

The attempt to kill BUGS (Back Up Generators) with a VIRUS (Virtually Ineffective Response to a Utility Shutdown) is indeed misguided.

by N800 March 21, 2022

ALABAMA VIRUS

IT IS A VIRUS WHERE IF U GET IT U GET THE SUDDEN URGE TO FUCK OR MARRY UR OWN SIBLING
PS. not a step sibling

brother'' OMFG!!! I HAVE THE ALABAMA VIRUS''
sister'' OMFG!!!! BET COME HERE BBBBOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY''

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

Lancashire virus

The latest strain of covid19 coming from the United kingdom. Named after a very British sounding tea instead of corona.

Y'all have heard if coronavirus, now get ready for Lancashire virus!

by BlameTheJews1488 January 5, 2021

Cody Virus

for idiots that go ahead and act as a typical black twitter woman. the symptoms for this virus include being gay, goign "um chile", being a faggot, always going "white people need to die", or being racist to white people

"OMG BLM!!!! WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO DIE"
"You have the Cody Virus. I'm getting you medical attention

by ROMABABE!!! February 25, 2021

MAGA Mind Virus

A phenomenon that causes people to approach issues with an extreme right-wing perspective, usually in a way that aligns with the viewpoints of the MAGA Movement in the United States. Those afflicted also refuse to consider alternate viewpoints, instead shutting down what they think is dissent by assuming them to be radical, dangerous or unpatriotic.

Elon Musk: At last, we've eradicated the Woke Mind Virus!
Twitter User: That's right, brother! Next we'll destroy the MAGA Mind Virus!
Elon Musk: ...
Twitter User: We're gonna destroy the MAGA Mind Virus, right...?

by AlabamaSword January 24, 2025