Toby

Toby is someone who is fake, an asshole, and full of themself. He really thinks that he is cool and that everyone loves him. He is a dick.

Josh: Hey wtf why did you pull a toby on gracie?
Kent: Yeah i feel bad unlike toby.

by urbandictionarylmao May 14, 2015

Toby Wan Kenobi

Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."

Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."

White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."

or,

Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"

Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."

by Bructus December 7, 2010

Tooba

n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.

See also...any Cheech and Chong movie

Shit, hold on motherfucker, I ain't even started to play the tooba yet.

by poopypants April 1, 2003

toby

A black person that should be picking cotton

That Toby is lazy as hell

by dinotard October 23, 2013

Toby

A regional Northeastern US / Canada term that indicates a person with an unclear gender. Possibly a hermaphrodite.

"Is that a girl or a dude?"
"No idea. It's a Toby I guess"

by Alfonso Salazar Jr. October 15, 2013

tooboarder

One who uses a message board too often. Alsom refers to someone without a real life or friends

That tooboarder needs to get out of the house more often

by fee November 6, 2003

tooty

a word in Lingo that is missing

TOOT_ = Tooty

by Lindsay Dragon June 21, 2003