ThunderCock

To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.

When Rj ThunderCocked Christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.

by ITSBEAGLEBETCH July 16, 2011

thunder dumpling

When your brown eye opens and gas escapes into the cheeks making a loud thunder sound. This is sometimes followed by an ass pastry known as a dumpling.

Man last night I ate some chinese food and an hour later I let one rip. I then left a "thunder dumpling" in my pants.

by Jawesome T. R. July 7, 2011

thundercock

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.

"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf

"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore

by NDT November 23, 2007

thunder and lightning

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy while she has a vibrator in her ass.

First time doing a thunder and lightning last night, I never wanted it to end!

by sweetleilehua March 31, 2015

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A word to describe someone who is an excessive slut and absolutely horrible person- "Cock juggling" implying that he/she is a whore and "thunder cunt" implying the he/she is worse than just a regular cunt.

That fucking bitch is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!

by Marjorie Johnson January 1, 2009

Black Thunder

a noun used to describe an african-american who is really good at sex; also another term to describe Rachelle

A: "How was last night?"
R: "Amazing! He was a black thunder for sure."

by A-GATOR February 24, 2008

Steel Capped Thunder

A pair of heavy boots with a capped steel toe. also see shitkickers

Doc. Marten dental plan now with steel capper thunder.

by Harry Lane Smith March 21, 2004