Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.

We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.

by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022

self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.

"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."

by Aspxts-pa-leez January 5, 2018

Deals

can be used in two ways

1. deals -meaning calm or like cool.
2.deals-someone can be deals in the sense they are a calm/chill person

Gs: I just logged into my snap on your phone

Cece: Deals!
or

Ian: why you looking at me like that?
Mercy: Your proper deals lool.

by cecebadb19 October 29, 2019

Deal

An agreement between two or more parties, much like a promise or a garenter to keep ones word

Tell you what, lets make a deal?

Oh yeah, whats in it for me?

I will give you my netflix pasword for your left shoe?

Daym, thats a pretty good deal! U promise tho?

Thats what a deal is right?

True.

by Social Rejection May 28, 2018

Deal

Gilbert’s slang for his junk

“Here’s my deal”

by Jackolantern December 16, 2020

Deal

It means; Deal with it; Go cry about it.

Him: I didn’t get the kitty last night smh.
Her: Deal.

by Eamxol March 18, 2023

Deal

The replacement name for something you don’t remember the name of.

"Where did you say the tv remote was, dad?"
"It’s on the deal."*points to coffee table*

by Furrygamer420 May 9, 2020