crunch

When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.

I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.

by davidovix September 21, 2025

crunch out

To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch

Ew, that creep with the one-eyed stare is starting to crunch out on all the young girls, trying to give them all free hugs.

by 12er McLush May 1, 2011

Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

Cap'n Crunch

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)

"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."

by Captain Wally March 16, 2019

Pit Crunch

Perspiration stains under the arm of t-shirts that hardens

Pit Crunch has totally taken over gym shirt

by Baby cakies July 28, 2024

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Crunch Time

A term used in Overwatch to describe the point in a match where a player/team is popping off against the opposing team during overtime, often resulting in victory.

Hotba went into crunch time against the London Spitfire, allowing the NYXL to clutch the 2nd map.

by Mortem0re February 8, 2020