Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022

J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong

yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?

by aussie1174 December 30, 2019

mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021

Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather

#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication

by elliotneal October 27, 2008

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

head cone

someone that is a retard ass nigga

someone asks what time it is when they have there phone with them. " bro you're such a head cone"

by memememe214 February 1, 2021

Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.

Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.

by Jigger99 November 16, 2011