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Broke Brain Virus

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.
All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.
by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025
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Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
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M1S1 Virus

A virus which originates from a special guy named Michael Sorge. It tends to be contracted when one does not want to go into work and feels like having the day off. M1S1 tends to reappear every week or two.

Symptoms include: lack of effort in work, delaying projects for no apparent reason, and various other methods to not have to work.
Coworker 1: "I heard the M1S1 virus is going around."
Coworker 2: "Oh brother! Again???"
by jfresh42069 March 13, 2025
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Slushy Noobz Virus

Slushy Noobz is a youtube channel with bffs Martin and Hamzah! u become infected with the Slushy Noobz Virus when you like, comment down bellow, subscribe, and hit the bell to get notified every damn time! if u have the virus, you must quarantine and consume as much of their content in order to survive. spread the slushy noobz virus by sharing with three friends, or two.
"i've been infected with the slushy noobz virus. i cant stop watching their vids and sharing with my friends! i even ordered merch. i am a true slushy"
by slushynoobz June 27, 2024
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chesca virus

The chesca virus - a virus of which you spell everything wrong. You get infected by reading the messages of the people who have the Chesca Virus!! however, it’s possible to not catch the Chesca Virus
You have the Chesca Virus!
by MFABNmyeverything July 11, 2024
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