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Man-pressed

The feeling when you want a man in your life but none are available; man deprived
I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.
by Violetdavain November 17, 2019
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volleyball press

When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
Man, this crazy Milf came from behind and volleyball pressed me!
by ElVerde76 December 4, 2018
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Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
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Sinaloa pulido paining press

A delicious sexual act involving 8 males and 1 female, the 8 males wrap black Forrest ham on their ducks and stack with the female in the bottom. the bottom man will stick their weiner in the females scooter missionary and the other 7 men stack on top of each other straight anal, once everyone has came in their respective ass they fart the cum onto the women's vaginas and and use whatever ham they have left and eat her out resulting in a delicious dessert
Bardomiano: sex is getting so boring none of these bitches frwky anymore.
Onfray: yo this chick wants to try out a sinaloa pulido paining press.
by TrianglesRAwesome:38======D August 25, 2025
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big boy press conference

Press conference involving a true dialogue between members of the press corp and the political individual, presumably the President. Actual unscripted questions directed toward the President without him possessing prepared responses.
There will be big boy press conference scheduled this coming week which will receive networks coverage.
by Patriot Dave July 9, 2024
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pressed

A word used by middle school copy & paste ROBLOX users when they are losing an argument
Person 1: Makes an actual good comeback
Copy & Paste: Omg ur so pressed rat!!11!
by Robert S. Reeves March 9, 2021
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Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
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