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hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving
That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence
by Red in the Hed September 8, 2021
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Delivering the mail

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."
by Zed Numar July 30, 2021
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Maile

She likes to punch her sisters bbbbuuuttttt she has a white dog... so that's nice. she also doesn't go to school very often!
Wow maile punched her sis!

Wow maile missed the whole year of school!
by kile meany 509 March 1, 2022
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void mail

When a person, or a dog, or any creature is spaced out and looks vacant, they are checking their void mail.
Oh shit. Look at ChiChi. Where is her mind? oh, shes checking the void mail.

Is that person looking at me? Oh, no. They're checking their void mail.
by e.skoland March 3, 2022
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Daily Mailing

To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs
Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.
by Stubbedout August 20, 2021
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Unread mail spam

When you have hundreds of unread mail.
Sorry no examples of unread mail spam
Watch this instead:
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by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021
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8 Mail

Delay-sent email.

Your boss works late into the night, but instead of sending you emails at 11:30 pm, she delay-sends them so they arrive at 8 am. You arrive at work with a half-dozen of new tasks that appear just as you're settling to the date. You hate this!
Anson arrives at work, sits in his cubicle, logs on. At 7:59 am, his box is empty and he takes a sip of his coffee. Anson turns away for just a second, but when he turns back a minute later, he finds that 8 new emails just appeared in his mailbox. His manic boss wrote the emails overnight and sent to them to arrive at 8. "Aaagh, 8 Mail!! I hate when does that!!
by burnt sox August 27, 2024
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