monkey biscuit

slang word for the butthole.

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.

by ed wallss August 2, 2009

clit biscuit

The labia majora, or pussy lips

Michelle sure has a fat clit biscuit!

by Ferguson May 28, 2005

disco biscuit

An ecstacy pill. Variation's are biscuit and bikkie.

"My Disco biscuit hasn't started kicking yet, I'm keen to munch another biscuit, but I only have 1 bikkie left and I want to save that for later."

by Diego August 31, 2003

had the biscuit

Worn out and no longer good for anything

My twenty-year-old car has had the biscuit.

by Bob the BlueBerry February 20, 2009

Biscuit knees

If a fat kid has biscuit knees and he's about to go on a slip 'n' slide, it means he's ready to party! Warning: It is NOT Mic Jagger!

Seth Meyers: That guy looks lame.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.

by LMG123 November 26, 2010

biscuit race

a gathering of two or more males who then race to see who can masturbate onto a biscuit (cookie, piece of bread, whatever) first. The last to get off must then eat the biscuit in front of everyone else.

after losing the biscuit race but then had to eat the ritz cracker drenched in his friends manhood

by manrilla14 November 26, 2003

Biscuit

1. A noun meaning a helpless idiot.

2. A person incapable of using their brain.

3. A person who accepts mediocrity and defects.

4. A person/thing trying to blame others for their faults.

1.That biscuit doesn't even know how to turn on a camera!

2. 2 + 2 = 5 right? Wrong, you are such a biscuit!

3. 100 defects in a row? Wow, what a biscuit!

by waterhole101 July 4, 2012