now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.

Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.

by Daniel Jurgensen October 30, 2012

glory badger

a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina

: was she fit?

:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her

by glenng421 November 28, 2011

Honey Badger

Daniel Ricciardo. Daniel Ricciardo is the ultimate Honey Badger. Fearless all the time abs doesn’t give a shit about things

“Yo, Daniel is lit!”
“you mean the Honey Badger?”

by h0n3ybadg3r August 22, 2021

hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger

hailey jean badger your beautiful

thx

by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017

badger

A term used to describe a really hot female, for discreet purposes! e.g. a tampon!

maaan check the badger 6 oclock!

by sarah boot July 20, 2008

Badgering

When a man and woman hug each other while fingers there partners ass.

Fancy a good badgering tonight darling?

by Therealgeekatron November 14, 2025