Brag Text

When someone texts you just to brag about what they're doing.

*texting*

Greg: I'm at this huge party. It's so much fun! What are you doing?

Lisa: Nothing. Just sitting at home.

Greg: Well that really sucks. I'm gonna get so wasted.

*end texting*

Friend: Who was that?

Lisa: Ughhh! Greg. He always brag texts me.

by britt_britt000 May 27, 2011

Selective texting

The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.

Is it just me or is Sarah selective texting like a mawfucka tonight?

by Jibberish July 19, 2016

email-text

A long, almost letter like email sent via text message.

It takes forever to read the email-text Brandy sends me!

by Dallas Brian August 4, 2009

Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.

Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.

by Cockmonkey flankers August 6, 2011

text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.

Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)

by rick fooey March 8, 2010

Ouija text

When you are so drunk your finger hovers over your phone like a Ouija board sensing the letter you want to press.

Fred is so drunk he is outside Ouija texting his girlfriend

by Milkysym December 16, 2013

sample text

A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.

Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".

by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 6, 2017