A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.
Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"
by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005
Get the Testicle Jester mug.She is so intelligent and outgoing. She can take your heart away. She will never turn on you and once she falls in love she falls in love. Always trust a tessarae. They shall never turn on you or make you feel uncomfortable. Tessarae's have an amazing smile and can make somebodys day with dancing around or just being silly. Tessarae's can make something totaly fun that can be realy boring. When they get hyper, I would suggest that you take a few steps back... ok a little more. But you can never forget a Tessarae.
by Cheekah February 21, 2010
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A test performed to determine if the subject is breathing by holding a mirror in front of their mouth/nose to see if it forms fog
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Get the math test mug.a way to refer to the fact that you have time to get high until your next drug test or job.
also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.
also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.
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The obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash. The test ensures sexual attraction and respect will always be there towards her mate over the long run.
Power Testing is a series of rigorous tests of a man's higher brain function/self-control. (The higher brain is sparked by sexual attraction and fueled by emotional attraction.)
Power Testing is an effective way to separate the mature alpha men from the boys. Testing is performed early on in a relationship in the 'attraction stage', which usually lasts up to one month under normal dating conditions.
The obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash. The test ensures sexual attraction and respect will always be there towards her mate over the long run.
Power Testing is a series of rigorous tests of a man's higher brain function/self-control. (The higher brain is sparked by sexual attraction and fueled by emotional attraction.)
Power Testing is an effective way to separate the mature alpha men from the boys. Testing is performed early on in a relationship in the 'attraction stage', which usually lasts up to one month under normal dating conditions.
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Amy tosses out an Alpha Male Power Test at Allen by giving him a hard time. She does something she knows Allen won't like. Amy tries to be serious during testing because she doesn't want Allen to realize he's being tested. Shhh. :x
If Allen loses his cool and fails the test by calling Amy derogatory names. Amy's level of sexual attraction to Allen will hit blacktop, sending him straight to the orange coned-off area called the Friend Zone. :\
As you can see, Amy *is* pretty smart and she enjoys this process, thoroughly! :>
EXAMPLE:
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Amy tosses out an Alpha Male Power Test at Allen by giving him a hard time. She does something she knows Allen won't like. Amy tries to be serious during testing because she doesn't want Allen to realize he's being tested. Shhh. :x
If Allen loses his cool and fails the test by calling Amy derogatory names. Amy's level of sexual attraction to Allen will hit blacktop, sending him straight to the orange coned-off area called the Friend Zone. :\
As you can see, Amy *is* pretty smart and she enjoys this process, thoroughly! :>
by NoWorries^BeHappyNow January 15, 2013
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