tart liability

What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.

Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?

by QuacksO March 23, 2025

pop tart

best breakfast for collage students. for lunch, they might have ramen noodles...

yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday

by lIl0FISH May 9, 2018

Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007

tart dick

An uppety dick who's being retarded for no good reason

Let's go to Micky Smoke Shop, give the same order, and see if that f****** tart dick gets it right this time.

by Maud the Spirit Guide February 21, 2021

Fuck tart

Utilizing pie filling as lube with a generous topping of streusal for her pleasure.

As Thanksgiving approaches the prevalence of fuck tarts increases.

by W00kieec00mer April 5, 2022

peyton tart

A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer

That boy over there must be a Peyton Tart

by The Player For The Girls April 27, 2019

Ass tart

An annoyingly unreliable counterpart.

He was being an ass tart.

by sunwriter March 6, 2022