tard skimmer

1. Someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, 'cause anything more would be a strike out.

2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.

3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.

1. Dude, check out that ass-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! What a disgraceful tard skimmer.

2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!

3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.

by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

Diarrhea-tard

Noun. A condition where one has diarrhea so often in a short period of time in which they become handicapped and unable to move due to the abuse put on the body having had such powerful toxic elimination in such a violent manner. (sometimes shortened to "Rhea-tard")

Oh my god, last night I drank so much that I woke up this morning having to crap every 10 minutes. My body is in such shock that I am now a Diarrhea-tard!

by Allegra Sinclair & Christopher Dickey June 13, 2007

Fuck left-tard pussys

Left tard pussys who have trump derangment syndrome, need to take their welfare leachin, beanie wearing, gender disphoria having, election cheating, cuties supporting, negative IQ asses back to California so we can build a wall around them.

Fuck left-tard pussys, I hope they suffocate in their masks.

by Abooky December 9, 2020

punk tard

When somone belives that they are punk by dressing in black, metal studs and colors their hair. they dont know the meaning of punk and usually listen to bands like good charlotte and simple plan, avril laveige ect. They heard punk was cool so they dress it.

Look at that punk-tard moshing at the good charlotte concert. Shes got the band tee on and wrist bands that she baught at clairs.

by Mayo October 10, 2004

i-tard

Someone who does nothing but listen to their ipod 24/7. And tunes everyone out

Ryan is an i-tard
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by LittleRaisin January 2, 2007

Taradactle

An interesting sexual position where a girl sits on her knees with a guy on either side of her and one guy in front of her and she then proceeds to jack off the two guys and sucking the guy in front of her moving her arms and bobbing her head in an awkward flying motion.

Three guys and one girl:
Guy 1: I got the mouth.
Guy 2: I got the left side.

Guy 3: I got the right side.
Guys say to each other. " Dude that was some good Taradactle."

by B. Nasty2010 March 14, 2010

Crip-Tard

A person who both displays both Cripple features and Retarded mental capacity.

"Scott was so lame that often he was refered to as a criptard"
"Your such a crip-tard"

by Lee Bee May 25, 2003