Swafting

A cramp during sexual intercourse

During intercourse, my husband’s leg was swafting.

by booknerd94 October 20, 2025

swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha

“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”

by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025

the seaford beast

The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.

Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!

jim- what?

Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!

jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.

by the seaford beast hunter June 24, 2008

nick sheaffer

hung as fuck

nick sheaffer is hung as fuck

by sheaffsheaff December 21, 2009

mind swear

a native indian term, spread throughout the world of telemarketing, meaning that you swear with all your heart and mind.

MIND SWEAR

by :)mindswear(: June 15, 2010

Inland Seafood

The name for a woman's vulva.

I ate some great inland seafood last night. Wet and slimy just like an oyster. Smelled great too.

by Seafoodlover January 1, 2012

schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.

Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!

by JonkoXL July 30, 2013