person 1- hey person 2, do you wanna see Jonah Hex?
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.
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One of the absolute gayest and most annoying words to trek its way into everyday English language.
This word is most frequently used by Caucasian GodCore christian teens and/or church leaders who try to fit in with normal people in their age group who are much "cooler" than they are.
Users of this word often have atleast TWO of the following traits:
1. They tote tighty whiteys.
2. They tote modern version Bibles.
3. They attend church more than 3 times in a week.
4. They have a higher-than-usual pitched voice.
5. They hate it when you cuss around them.
This word is most frequently used by Caucasian GodCore christian teens and/or church leaders who try to fit in with normal people in their age group who are much "cooler" than they are.
Users of this word often have atleast TWO of the following traits:
1. They tote tighty whiteys.
2. They tote modern version Bibles.
3. They attend church more than 3 times in a week.
4. They have a higher-than-usual pitched voice.
5. They hate it when you cuss around them.
Tommy: "Hi guys. Are you as stoked as I am for the wood carving contest?"
All: "Aye Aye Captain, were so totally stoked!
If I hear one more person say stoked, i swear I'll blow their fucking brains out!
I hate the God Squad because they are always bragging about how "stoked" they are.
All: "Aye Aye Captain, were so totally stoked!
If I hear one more person say stoked, i swear I'll blow their fucking brains out!
I hate the God Squad because they are always bragging about how "stoked" they are.
by Nick A. December 29, 2004
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by CRANK RYAN September 4, 2017
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by TheW8rd January 17, 2011
Get the He Who is Most Stoked mug.SI unit of stonedness. Measured in bowls per kilogram. Other measures include Degree of Funny, LD %50 level, and Degree of Cuntitude.
"Dude, your stonetitude is absoluetly ridiculous!"
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