squiddle

the act of having to urinate really bad. therefore needing to 'squat' somewhere and 'piddle' (pee) giving you squiddle!

"wait! stope here, i need to squiddle really bad!!"

by Mizzrocca January 2, 2009

Squiding

The act in which the cheeks on the gluteus are fucked in the same way some will compare to "titty-fucking". Spit or some form of lubricant should be used in order to disarray misscomfort.

I heard Tom gave Georgia a good Squiding last night

by FpDavo May 14, 2011

squidget

A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.

*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL

by President_Choob June 6, 2009

squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007

squid

verb - relating to chinese buffets, the act of throwing up after eating the (often low quality) dessert. chunder usually looks like "squid-like" due to the disproportionately high ratios of jelly and ice cream offered.

"now that you haven't crabbed, we can hit the dessert car, but u better not squid again"

by buffetmaster March 1, 2009

Squidgy Pyapps

Occurs the morning after a good lash on the wife beater (Stella Artois)and doner kebab. Confident crop dusting in the office is soon bought to a halt, when ones' kex are suddenly and explosively filled with gelatinous clarts.

Sorry lads, I'm going to have to leave the course because I've just loaded my undercrackers with Squidgy Pyapps. It feels like a flock of sparrows have just landed.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Squidgy

An object that is personally special and pleasing in a unique way.

Those nesting beautifully crafted wooden boxes, the smallest containing a tiny carved animal were the most squidgy things I had ever seen!

by micromollusc July 24, 2005