spread

someone who you wouldn't mind fucking.

aye my nigga! Megan Good is some spread breh.

-I know she bad af

by Gas Pedal twerk April 7, 2013

sporettes

Sporettes is when someone randomly, out of the blue, tells you frantically what the score is in any given sporting event.

Peter: "Frank has Sporettes"

Frank (loudly and frantic): "2-1 VANCOUVER!!!"

by lukejd3 April 14, 2014

spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway

pussy spread and dread

by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015

Spread

A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.

1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!

by codapepper March 14, 2016

Spread

A very powerful drug, created by a teenager when he couldnt find any weed. You take a classic asid tablet, crush it up and put it in a small amount of Zquil. Take that mixture and add 5 crushed up Tylenol. Freeze it in an icecube tray. Suck on ice to be fucked up.

Yo come over i just finished a batch of spread, lets get fucked.

by Angela Roweman September 13, 2016

Skretchy

Any type of pants that are stretchy

Got to put on my skretchy pants before I eat Christmas dinner

by Bryanfan December 19, 2016

spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017