Spoon Daddy

The owner, or "Daddy" of a Speen. The Spoon Daddy is meant to keep its Speen out of trouble, for once the parasitical Speen is attached, it can not be rid of.
"Damn, Carl's Speen is really getting out of hand. Yeah, he really needs to step up and be the damn thing's Spoon Daddy."
by speenshit March 10, 2017
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"spooning the chihuahua"

extreme happiness or joy, as represented by cartoonist vanessa davis.
Oh my god, I was totally "spooning the chihuahua" last night.
by mian August 22, 2006
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Reverse Spooning

The act of laying butt-to-butt while sleeping.
Tony and Ari were reverse spooning in the aisle of the bus while trying to get some sleep.
by Flackawhacka July 26, 2010
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Spoon Dick

A penis without girth yet contains a massive head.
I loved him but his spoon dick was like being fucked by a troll.
by dé ƒåç†ø May 30, 2010
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sex on a spoon

phwoar she's sex on a spoon
by Lel July 07, 2005
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spoon sisters

Two girls that are friends but engage in oral sex with each other; female "butt buddies".
Gosh, those two are together so much, they have to be spoon sisters.
by Girl March 26, 2005
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Rusty Spoon

While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.
"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"
by Bagmankyle October 05, 2012
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