"So.. what were you doing this weekend."
"Screwing my bf up the ass."
"My god, you are such a flaming donut splitter."
"Screwing my bf up the ass."
"My god, you are such a flaming donut splitter."
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Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.
Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.
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I was banging Rachel from behind when I realised I was late for band rehearsal, so I had to shoot and split
by S melancamp January 29, 2009
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Dude 1: Control your piss, it's getting everywhere.
Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.
Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.
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