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Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash
by safekid420 March 13, 2015
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Splash

Splash is a phrase used by basketball players all over the country. If one could merely exhort "splash" in lieu of a "good shot" or "bang."
*steph curry shoots* " SPLASH "
by Q (from da lab) July 17, 2021
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Splash Mountain

Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"
by greatwampa December 10, 2024
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@Splash Ping

by 2nfg July 24, 2020
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The 27 Splash

The act of making someone else's girlfriend squirt. The term references a combination of Houston Astros #27 Altuve hitting it the ball out of the park. There's also an element of someone cheating, usually the wife/gf in this case.
Bull: Why you mad bro?
Boyfriend: I had to change my sheets because you gave my girl The 27 Splash!
by el samich dirty January 29, 2023
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splash seats

Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.
I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.
by MissMaiTai September 18, 2021
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Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.
Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!
by Milano325i August 17, 2019
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