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The Self Preservation Society

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.
1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005
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Functioning member of society

when someone shows a good example on how to act publicly most people like to honor that kind of person with loads of respect and I mean butt loads
Elsasser: Tobar, what do you think

Tobar: Uh, I think you gotta be fair

Elsasser: See class why can't you be a functioning member of society like Tobar
by el equis June 4, 2009
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sofi

my sisters name is sofi
by sofi jr. August 23, 2003
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Society of *Reow*

The collective body of all followers of Reow.
Those who spread the word in the name of Reow.
eg. Nice tits, want to join the Society of *Reow*?
by Mark Reow May 8, 2003
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Sofia Gross Mood

It's a licking people, cellphone eating, do whatever comes to mind mood.
"I just got 2 hours of sleep, drank 3 5-hour energies and now I am in a sofia gross mood. I just got kicked out of the library for swallowing a random person's cellphone"
by sacksonsacks December 6, 2012
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Sofia

She is the most beautiful person in my friend group. I love her and most ppl in her life time will. She can basically have any man she wants and that is what makes it hard to get to her. She has a body and a beautiful face. She usually dates ppl older than her but if they are lucky she will date anybody as long as they are up to her standards. Sofia Sanchez
Sofia i love u so much I make me laugh when I am sad and even though I am sometimes made at you it's not for very long.-Brianna Murchison
by Ur best friend bri August 1, 2018
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Societal Castration

The softening of society as a whole. We have accepted more than ever and seem to fight back less and less.

Just like a newly married man, his testicals have been cutoff and he doesn't know how to think for himself anymore without direction from his wife. You know this happened when your friend can't go out anymore without first clearing it with his wife.

Societal Castration is similar. One that once thought they were in control have given up control and taken on a "Whatever" style mentatility because they don't think they can effectuate change without pissing off many different groups of people.
Little Johnny used to make great jokes. Things have changed and now his momma and teacher have much greater influence over him. Due to Societal Castration Johnny doesn't know what to do, doesn't know who to joke about or who to poke fun at without the risk of pissing off everyone around him. He is not scared but knows its not worth the risk. It's the old mantra of if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Sometimes something funny isn't always nice. Sigh.....
by A.K.A. Zimmy February 18, 2019
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