Christman Shopping

The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.

Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"

Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"

by GUK S. December 23, 2009

Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011

voyeuristic shopping

deriving satisfaction by watching others buy various things in the market.

He is a skinflint and hardly goes shopping in a chic market; however, he visits such a market so as to enjoy himself by watching other shoppers. In other words, he likes voyeuristic shopping.

by uttam maharjan December 14, 2011

Browser Shopping

Looking at things you cant afford on the internet whilst having the utmost desire to purchase.

Person 1: I was looking at this sick Ferrari, it's only $350K. I want it sooo bad!
Person 2: Dude, you can barely make rent, you don't have $350K.
Person 1: Naw, I know. I was just browser shopping. Look at how clean it is!
Person 2: Ahhh. Let me see it!

by ringtail November 20, 2014

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

picture shopping

When you take pictures of things in a store so you can order them online later for less.

I visited a store and saw some stuff I liked, but I didn't buy anything because I thought I could just try picture shopping and order everything I liked online for cheaper.

by awmm June 5, 2018

Kado shopping

Only a person name Kado. Can shop from other people stores without paying!

"Kado was Kado shopping at Rohnda's Place"

by K4do December 26, 2022